Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Can we at least implement a rule that if you’re going to cross-dress, you have to do it correctly? Is that too much to ask?
We’ve got ourselves a doubt shot of confusion here. So much weird leg stuff I don’t even know what to think.
That skirt is barely appropriate for your roller-derby league. It’s definitely out of bounds for general public.
Your butt looks like it just sucked on a lemon bro. Get it together.