Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Just a quick time saving tip on how you can easily determine if your shorts are too short – if your fupa hangs past the bottom of your shorts, they’re too short. That gauge holds true 100% of the time.
You’d figure I wouldn’t be so surprised to find so many bottom biscuits in a grocery store, but alas, consider me perplexed.
How can you possibly think that’s an appropriate outfit to go out in public? It’s barely appropriate for a dominatrix. Ugh, I honestly hope Dexter is behind that plastic curtain with a room set up for you.
Your b-hole looks like a well used pub dartboard. What the hell man? Retire that thing already.