Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
You’re tossing me a lot of mixed signals here buddy. All I do know is with those socks I’m not going to underestimate you on the pitch (is that what they call it in soccer? I don’t actually know and don’t care enough to Google it) because clearly you don’t mess around.
Back away! Can’t you see the skulls? It is clearly marked “poison”!
If you got ’em out, you might as well put your cheeks on the glass. I mean, if you’re going to be an idiot, don’t stop short.
Yup, cover up that b-hole, wouldn’t want people thinking your were lewd or anything.