Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
There should be an opacity chart in all changing rooms when you’re trying on your yoga pants. Someone get on that.
You look like a superhero hooker. And I should clarify. I don’t mean you have superpowers. I mean you look like a hooker strictly for superheros.
It’s called giant fashion, look it up…actually don’t look it up. You won’t find anything. I just made it up. But I guess now it’s a thing. Anyway, let us know “who wears it better?” in this new category.
That’s like a really sad whale tail. Like one that needs put out of its misery.