Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
If it’s in Walmart you laugh. If it’s on a runway in New York City it’s brilliant. #DoubleStandards
Baby, I think I figured out the reason you think it’s so cold outside.
I wouldn’t be surprised if a few stray wolves in the next aisle are just howling to the sky.
Wow. You literally don’t have a butt to hold your pants up. Which is about as helpful as that belt you’re trying to use. May I suggest entirely starting over and trying again? It’s really your only smart option.