Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Yo, I’m about to solve both of your problems in one suggestion. Your pants won’t fray and your ass crack won’t get the chills if you simply hike them suckers up. Boom! Two birds, one stone.
R.I.P. to whatever elasticity those shorts had.
Looking like two humpty dumptys sitting on a wall. Although there is already a crack so perhaps they don’t have to fear falling now.
Not what they meant when you heard them on TV talking about “Draining the Swamp”.