Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
How about you use that turtle power to pull up those pants?
First thing my daddy taught me was that if you were going to cross-dress in tight girls clothing you better be hung like a moose or people won’t be just laughing at the outfits….Actually my daddy never taught me that. That is just common sense right there but I wanted it to seem more wise than it is.
Clearly I didn’t read the entire description properly when I decided to joint the “Chain Gang” motorcycle club.
Yaaaa, I feel like you took the Forever 21 store name way to literally when you went shopping.