Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
This is a defensive coordinator’s worst nightmare. You’ve got double coverage and you still can’t cover him up. Shameful.
Well shucks, this might sound corny but you’re getting some cobs to pop around here.
I knew you could pick up last minute Valentine’s Day gifts at Walmart, but I didn’t know you could pick up last minute Valentine’s dates there too.
Don’t get too close, that thing may pull your phone right into its vortex and suck it right in!