Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
My only hope is that when you bent down this low to get the good angle for this crack shot, somebody else got one of you from behind as well. Just a chain reaction of crack.
Still reliving the glory days of the 90’s by rocking that thong, studded belt and bedazzled ass jeans? Which you were probably still too old to be wearing in the 90’s by the way…
Go to the meat department if you’re gonna show off them man-hams.
Yo, I’m about to solve both of your problems in one suggestion. Your pants won’t fray and your ass crack won’t get the chills if you simply hike them suckers up. Boom! Two birds, one stone.