Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
That skirt is barely appropriate for your roller-derby league. It’s definitely out of bounds for general public.
Your butt looks like it just sucked on a lemon bro. Get it together.
Come on girl, help your dude out. Don’t make him walk around with his ass out just because he can’t let go of the kid to pull ’em back up. Or at least that’s the excuse I’m giving him.
Through the thick and dense forest, we spot the cracken peeking through the mist.