Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
This is how to not bring all the boys to the yard with your milkshake.
This isn’t prison buddy, you don’t have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you.
Please stop acting like you don’t know how much junk you got in your trunk when you are picking out clothes. Because you know.
Mike Rowe wouldn’t even scope out that job!