Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
What is it about the combination of short shorts and a long beard that just get me to the brink of orgasm? I swear if I find out that is a NASCAR hat, I’m just gonna lose it right here in front of everybody.
Look at you flashing that booty acting like you don’t know what you’re doing. What are you? Are you a sports reporter for TV Azteca? Yeah, I thought so.
I don’t need to be a mechanic to tell you that there is something seriously wrong with your undercarriage.
I guess that’s why they call it the “Show-Me” state….