Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
So are those straps from your g-string thong or are they the straps from the Forearm Forklift?
Yes. Yes it is. Probably one of the worst I’ve seen come to think of it.
What is it about the combination of short shorts and a long beard that just get me to the brink of orgasm? I swear if I find out that is a NASCAR hat, I’m just gonna lose it right here in front of everybody.
Look at you flashing that booty acting like you don’t know what you’re doing. What are you? Are you a sports reporter for TV Azteca? Yeah, I thought so.