Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Things I love – seeing your mullet. Things I don’t love – being able to see your ass-hair mullet.
That’s just not fair! I don’t want to look but I have to. Then once I look, you have a fancy design on it so I forget exactly what it is I’m looking at so I continue to look until I remind myself that I’m staring at your damn funk factory! So knock it off, your tricks are mean and disturbing.
Hmm. Kids, this brings me to my next point: Don’t smoke crack. As you can tell, even a little bit is bad for you.
C’mon girl, picking up a good man is easy. I’ll show you. Whatchu need to do is put on some tight ass jeans and then get your best booty-flossin’ thong and pull it up over dem jeans to show off the money maker! The boys will just look but the real men won’t be able to take their hands off you!