Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Who wears it shorter? I like to think Pinky might have just not realized how much her dress shrunk in the wash, while the Flower Commando needs the least restrictive clothing while she slaughters her 6 year old nieces and nephews in backyard volleyball.
Who wants to reach in and claim their prize from that Crack-er Jack box?
You put the ‘Oh’ in Ohio.
No soup or salad for this guy. He only eats ham, bacon, or any other part of the pig.