Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Why would you have less clothing on in Walmart than you usually would at the beach?
I don’t care if you are buying all your groceries at the electronics department, I need you to answer this question honestly…..are you Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy?
I hope you have a big trunk ‘cuz I’m putting my bike in it.
If that Mountain Dew was a PBR, she could be the poster girl for bitter beer face.