Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
It’s like that candy that we all ate as kids and hated because it tasted like the paper that it was stuck on, only bigger.
What you don’t know is that water bottle is actually filled with baby oil. You may start taking numbers on who gets to apply it.
“Excuse me miss, what type of meat is that?” – Sir, that’s your meat reflecting off the glass case.
At least your purple sandals fit. Not really gonna stop my kid’s nightmares, but it’s a start.