Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Unfortunately there isn’t a pool of water anywhere near here, so I’ll have to do something other than drown myself to escape this hell.
Hey Maria Sharapova, how ’bout we leave the tennis outfits to the pros.
Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet……Oh don’t mind me I’m just trying to think of new words to describe what I’m looking at because I couldn’t seem to find any that already exist….snalarfusus, rabbeldasher.
I’m pretty sure that whatever it is you just did with that plaid skirt and mess you got going on underneath just ruined picnics for everyone.