Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
I guess the Drano in my eyes was only a temporary solution. Someone please just come at my eyes with a cheese grater and don’t stop until it breaks.
Ummm, you don’t have any pants on. If you are trying to be patriotic with the red white and blue thing, it’s not really working for you.
Okay, I see the boots with the fur, now if you could just go ahead and add them apple bottom jeans I think we would all thank you. Although I do see that boots with shorts obviously runs in the family.
This is how to not bring all the boys to the yard with your milkshake.