Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Gotta admire the balls on this guy. Not that he is casually walking around with his pants down like it’s no big deal, I mean actually admire his testicles hanging down.
Your butt crack looks like the paintings in the cartoons where the eyes are real & they follow you from side to side.
It’s the time of year where whale tails start coming out of hibernation.
Air Jesus sandals, shorty short shorts, skin-tight tank. It’s like you wanted a whole outfit but settled for like 40% of each thing instead.