Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
First thing my daddy taught me was that if you were going to cross-dress in tight girls clothing you better be hung like a moose or people won’t be just laughing at the outfits….Actually my daddy never taught me that. That is just common sense right there but I wanted it to seem more wise than it is.
Clearly I didn’t read the entire description properly when I decided to joint the “Chain Gang” motorcycle club.
Yaaaa, I feel like you took the Forever 21 store name way to literally when you went shopping.
My only hope is that when you bent down this low to get the good angle for this crack shot, somebody else got one of you from behind as well. Just a chain reaction of crack.