Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.
There should be an opacity chart in all changing rooms when you’re trying on your yoga pants. Someone get on that.
You look like a superhero hooker. And I should clarify. I don’t mean you have superpowers. I mean you look like a hooker strictly for superheros.
It’s called giant fashion, look it up…actually don’t look it up. You won’t find anything. I just made it up. But I guess now it’s a thing. Anyway, let us know “who wears it better?” in this new category.