Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
There’s a lot to be said about being comfortable and judging by the lack of tan lines, this dude let’s it all hang out often.
Why even bother holding them up? Those things are short enough that you’ve got plenty of room to spare falling down.
Can’t he use any of his magical Genie powers on himself?
This isn’t quite a total eclipse, but you’ll keep watching it anyway.