Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
The look on that dude’s face pretty much says it all.
Man I can’t wait until I get older, retire to Florida and toss my give a shits right out the window!
Bud, you gotta know the whole thing is just hanging out there. That weird tingling sensation you feel isn’t a weird premonition about baseball bats, it’s the breeze on your butthole.
Is there another store in America where pants are as optional as they are at Walmart?