Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Damn girl. We’re about to witness a power squat that might set world records. What those records are for, I’m not quite sure yet, but something is gonna get broke. I can assure you that.
Y’all won’t say a damn word to a young black kid with his pants that low, but you don’t have a problem rushing right up to this old white guy and telling him to pull his pants up. That’s reverse racism. Or regular racism. Or ageism. It’s something dammit!!!
Of all the questions I have, the only one I really want answered is why do you need suspenders to hold up your underwear? The rest I can carry on with my day just fine not knowing. But that will bug me.
What the hell lady? Why did you feel the need to send in your glory shot after evaporating all the members of Run DMC in the changing room?