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08.28.

From The Mouth Of A Walcreature

Mid July my fiance’ and I took a late night trip to the local Walmart to get a few groceries. We have a local tea house located near Walmart that sells tea with little black tapioca balls in the bottom. As I’m in the makeup aisle I hear a few aisles away my fiance’ yell “WHAT THE F*CK!?” so I took off in that direction. I reached him as he was chewing out a group of college kids who were laughing and walking away from him. I asked what had happened and one of the douchebags had shot 7 tapioca balls at my fiance, hitting him in the face and sticking them to his clothes. I proceeded to pick the tapioca from him, followed the group and threw the balls in their face and told them to grow the f*ck up. I informed an employee who refused to reprimand or remove the delinquents from the store. To make matters worse the group waited for us in the parking lot and proceeded to harass us the entire way to our vehicle. Even better? The group was probably older than we are and acted like they had the mentality of 6 year olds.

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05.05.

The Costume

When I was like 10, my mom, sister, and I went to Wally World to get our Halloween costume (Halloween was like 2 days away). I picked out my costume. While my sister was picking out hers, this guy ran passed her, knocking her over. A Walmart employee then yelled “STOP HIM!!”

So these two guys each ran up to him, knocked him on the floor, and ripped his shirt off! Then the one fat guy held him down while the other is almost standing on him! He was arrested for shoplifting. I don’t know what he tried to steal, but I think it was a shirt. Dude, was that really worth it??

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02.07.

Unedited For Your Enjoyment

I was leaving my local wal-mart getting in to my car when i noticed a very odd site. There was a man in the parking lot next to his car across from my own car. He had a giant bottle of water, some terry cloths and a bottle of armor-all in his hands, yet he was not making an attempt to get into his car…. curious i sat in my car to see what he was doing and if that was indeed his car. Anyway this man proceeded to open the bottle of water and dump it on the car. Then he wiped the car down with a terry cloth. THEN he started spraying the car down with the armor-all and wiping it after with the terry cloth… i thought “WOW, REALLY??????? You couldn’t wait till you got home to do that in your driveway????” i found this very bizzare and humorous!! i tried to get a picture to go with it but i couldnt get a good enough shot of Mr. wash my car in the wal-mart parking lot!

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06.17.

In The News: Drunk At Walmart

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NAPLES, FL – Not the average place you would go out to have a drink. Deputies say two women were arrested Friday for drinking wine inside a Wal-Mart.

According to the arrest report, Alicia Potter and Megan Beck took wine from the shelf and started drinking it while walking around the store.

Both women were taken out of the store– as they yelled and cursed at the people nearby.

The report says that Potter was pepper sprayed because she kicked and fought deputies while they tried to put her into the patrol car.

Both were arrested for disorderly intoxication and were taken to the Naples Jail Center.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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