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08.14.

The Checkout Attack

FARMINGTON, Maine — A Phillips woman is accused of attacking a woman in the checkout line in Walmart on Saturday afternoon.

The victim was taken to Franklin Memorial Hospital by a NorthStar Emergency Medical Services ambulance, Farmington police secretary Rachel Heseltine said Monday. She was reading from officer Mike Raymond’s report.

Sarah Hanson, 32, was arrested on a felony charge of aggravated assault and misdemeanor charge of domestic violence assault, Heseltine said.

Police responded to Walmart at about 12:25 p.m., she said.

Hanson and her husband were at Walmart and she discovered him talking to a woman in the store. Hanson is accused of running up to the other woman and calling her derogatory names before she and her husband left the store, Heseltine said.

Hanson and her husband got into a fight in the parking lot. Hanson went back into the store and found the woman in a checkout line, punched her in the face, knocked her down and continued to kick her, Haseltine said Raymond’s report states.

Hanson turned herself in at the Franklin County Sheriff’s Department at about 3:20 p.m., she said.

The victim was treated at the hospital and released Saturday.

Hanson was taken to the Franklin County jail and released the same day on $1,000 cash bail, a corrections officer said.

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09.27.

Digging For Nose Gold

Nasty ass mf! While standing in line, guy walks in. Casually digs in his nose super deep with his thumb. Then arm goes down for a secord. He then looks at his thumb…. AND STICKS THAT SHIT IN HIS MOUTH! OMFG! Gross shit right there. Thought i would share the disgusting feeling in my stomach with you. No need to thank me. You’re welcome.

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11.14.

Sleepy Time

The Eastlake Police responded to Walmart’s pharmacy following a report of a woman falling asleep at the counter and in the waiting area chairs.

29-year old Patricia Crawford presented prescriptions to be filled to the pharmacist then left to use the restroom. When she returned, she kept falling asleep at and around the pharamacy.

Upon the arrival of the Eastlake Police, Crawford was again in the bathroom and this time asleep in a stall.

Crawford was interviewed then arrested for felony possession of heroin and felony tampering with evidence. She is being held at the Lake County Jail without bond until arraignment today (Tuesday).

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04.25.

PoWM: In The News

Queensbury (WSYR-TV) – State Police have arrested a Walmart employee who they say was prostituting himself at a store in Eastern New York.

Police charged Foster Bills, 22, of Stony Creek, with prostitution, a misdemeanor, after their investigation revealed that he was accepting cash to perform sex acts in Walmart’s Quaker Road location in the town of Queensbury.

Bills was arrested after he received cash from an undercover police investigator.

He was issued an appearance ticket. Bills is scheduled to appear in court on April 29.

Police say no photo of the suspect is available.

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