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04.25.

PoWM: In The News

Queensbury (WSYR-TV) – State Police have arrested a Walmart employee who they say was prostituting himself at a store in Eastern New York.

Police charged Foster Bills, 22, of Stony Creek, with prostitution, a misdemeanor, after their investigation revealed that he was accepting cash to perform sex acts in Walmart’s Quaker Road location in the town of Queensbury.

Bills was arrested after he received cash from an undercover police investigator.

He was issued an appearance ticket. Bills is scheduled to appear in court on April 29.

Police say no photo of the suspect is available.

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04.30.

People Of Walmart: In The News

A Walmart greeter was arrested Tuesday after police say he had a hand in stealing two TVs from the store.

On April 16, Frederick Leon Gallimore drove to the Walmart at 7631 Gall Blvd. with a man whose identity is still unknown, a Zephyrhills Police report says. They parked the silver van at the south end of the parking lot.

Once inside, they split up, the report states. Gallimore, 34, clocked in and started his shift. The other man headed for the electronics section. He grabbed two LCD screen TVs, valued at $476, and headed for an exit, police said.

Gallimore, whose job is to check receipts from customers leaving the store, left his post. The other man walked out, the report says. Gallimore followed.

They walked together and loaded the TVs into the van, police said. Gallimore went back to work.

Gallimore was arrested on a felony charge of retail theft. He remained Wednesday in the Land O’Lakes jail in lieu of $2,000 bail.

A manager said Gallimore has been fired from Walmart.

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11.14.

Meanwhile In California…

STOCKTON, CA (KCRA/CNN) – Two men are in jail, accused of kidnapping to perform an exorcism.

Deputies say a man, along with his son, took his ex-wife against her will, thinking she was possessed by demons.

At a Walmart parking lot in North Stockton on Saturday, 42-year-old Jose Magana-Farias and 20-year-old Victor Farias arranged to meet up with the mother under the guise of wanting to make the marriage work.

Not knowing what was in store, she willingly got in the car.

Deputies said the two thought she had undergone some drastic changes recently and was possessed by demons.

Along the way they picked up a priest in South Stockton, and another priest at a second location to hold an exorcism.

According to the report, the priests doused her with “sacred oils” and “purified her” through a religious ritual.

Deputies said no torture was involved.

The victim’s roommate who lived nearby alerted deputies to the kidnapping.

She was found, unharmed.

Both father and son are being held in jail on suspicion of kidnapping, false imprisonment and conspiracy to commit a crime.

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02.18.

Little Firecrackers

It was the Wal-Mart in Kenosha, WI. We were done shopping. I had my 3 year old daughter. She always tries to go to those claw machines but I never have cash/change. She’s stubborn and just stands there staring at the toys inside so I just picked her up and was headed toward the exit when a group of about 4 frat looking douchey guys in their early 20’s/late teens entered. One threw one of those little “firecrackers” that’s just basically a tiny bag of gunpowder behind us – startling us. I felt they wanted to make the fat mom drop her baby so they could snap a photo and send it here. This is my Walmart story. You’re welcome.

And I must add on the way in there was a shopping cart with about 4 “empties” of Miller Lite cans. Classy!

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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