Sure this might look like an accident, but deep down we all hope someone finally had enough of inconsiderate parkers and went all Hulk like on a car and smashed it. Reality is what we choose to believe it is.
The only thing you’re mowing down are your own hopes and dreams.
I imagine this is what Chester Cheetah’s jealous unsuccessful sister drives around in with her 13 kids.
Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on her tetanus shot.