I can only assume our mutual friend the Holiday Man rides this pimped out Jeep. Mainly because outside of his enthusiasm for all holidays, I’m not sure who gets this hyped for Easter. At least somebody that’s old enough to drive.
I suppose some people just have so many skeletons in their closet they spill over to the trunk of their car which is basically the closet of your vehicle.
Keep the Rolls Royce and Lamborghinis. When I hit the lotto I’m rolling plump!
And you thought all creepy child kidnapping vans were driven by men. That’s sexist.