Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter.
Mmmmm, the other white meat! I have to assume that much like every other part of her body, it tastes delicious!
Whew! Finally we can cross “Bike-Sailing” off the list of ways people travel to Walmart. By the way, I’m guessing with the time and effort you put into building this contraption you could have worked somewhere long enough to buy an Escalade with some time leftover to study for and ace your driving test.
Hey everybody, don’t forget the Wal-creatures have to get there somehow! Drive on over and check out www.youdrivewhat.com and have a laugh.