Larry, buddy, let me give you a quick piece of advice. Don’t advertise your autobody business on a crusty old 1988 red, white, and blue Dodge Caravan with missing hub caps. That would be like Gold’s Gym passing out 6XL t-shirts.
Let forget the fact that an actual John Deere tractor likely runs better, faster, and costs more. Don’t you think that you could have put bigger antlers on your ride though?
I’m sure Chevrolet is pumped for the free marketing you’re giving them. I’m thinking about buying one right now just because your truck spells quality.
Am I the only one waiting for Joe Pesci to start going at this thing in the trunk with a kitchen knife?