I’m hoping your last name is White, if not, I just don’t follow what you’re going for here Whiteboy and Whitegirl.
Nice that you can actually grab a tape measure and see exactly how stupid you just were.
Awww man, I was just about to jump in that beat up old Chevy and have sex with you too! Dammit.
Bet this dude hasn’t got a leg cramp a single time in his life!