Thanks to weird roadside creepers, American Horror Story and the IT reboot clowns are making a serious comeback. Nothing positive mind you, but maybe their new marketing direction is to embrace the fear instead of fighting it. Circuses are basically dead, it was a smart business move.
I don’t mean to speak for the big guy upstairs or his son, but I’m not sure using creepy heads staring out the back of your van is a great way to get people to listen to your point as you try to spread the word.
What season of The Walking Dead is this dude living in?
If that’s your reusable energy source, you’re about to be able to travel cross country on an interaction with one cashier alone.