I doubt there is scientific research but I have to assume there is a direct correlation between a lack of sex and the amount of stick figures banging on your car that you have.
I mean, it sounds possible that thousands of doctors and scientists are all in on the same scheme to screw up your child. Lord knows it’s not your fault. Also, lets go ahead and assume you’re right. Would that actually be the greatest lie ever told? I’m not sure it is. Just saying, lots of flaws I’m spotting here.
“You should go see a therapist.”
– No, I’ll handle my crippling anxiety myself.
If it drives like a duck and sounds like a duck…