Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on her tetanus shot.
I don’t wanna tell you your business, but you need to either get a truck, make friends with someone who owns a truck or hire a person with a truck. Long story short, truck.
Not even subtle with your White Trash Repair huh? Red duct tape, red neck. Consistency.
Got that new woodgrain…