Soooo you are just Nick Saban’s side piece or something? Which reminds me, I feel like I can say this with 100% confidence, but I believe every married man in Alabama would definitely not only allow Saban to sleep with their wife but would most likely brag to his friends about it. Fact.
Can’t fit in at bike rally, won’t fit in at a car show. The struggle is real.
Killer truck wrap. I’d say it comes in handy when you want to piss off PETA supporters even when it’s not hunting season, but you’ve got a Texas plate and I’m pretty sure it’s always hunting season and you’ve kicked all two of the PETA supporters out of the state already.
Looks like the glovebox of my wife’s car. Oh, did you cut your femoral artery while driving? Here’s a vascular clamp I keep in my car for such an occasion. Always be prepared.