Well thats hella creepy and unappetizing. I think a pickup truck hot dog is just slightly below gas station sushi. Both are defiantly going to make you sick as a dog, only one has a good chance of coming with a side of kidnapping and rape.
Well, Rudolph had a pretty good run there…
“Give me a minute guys, I gotta meet up with my snausage dealer real quick.”
If I were to put a ton of money down on picking out that one guy who has never actually even seen a vagina, you can be sure I’m nominating the dude who drives this SUV. You don’t have to call all-in every hand brother, we know you’re bluffing.