No I don’t want to see your crotch-rocket. Thank you.
Need to haul a bunch of junk and a bunch of kids? We’ve got you covered in our new Vuck. Vack? Trun? Tran? What are we calling this thing?
We call these “Southern Oops” because it looks bad and you wonder how you can manage to screw something up like this, but if you live in the south you can definitely understand it.
Hello Kitty? More like Hello Kiddie because that screams chomo van.