Listen lady, one’s ability to wear some bottom biscuit booty shorts is limited to a select few and even then, their window to do so is short. Lets just say you don’t fall into that spectrum.
The only way that would be cool is if life was like the cartoons and you look like a sprinkler when you drink a bunch of water.
Looking like the bubble gum I left under my desk in the 7th grade.
I’m not sure if this is a 50 year old Vietnam vet or a 14 year old kid. Today’s fashion fads have me all sorts of f*cked up.