Excuse me miss, it appears that you may be dehydrated. Your pee is awfully yellow.
My man’s legs here are smoother than a baby’s bottom! Unfortunately if I caressed them ever so gently all the way to the top, I may not like what awaits me.
Alright guys and gals, it’s time to put on your thinking caps. We need a name for this hairdo. Leave your best in the comments below. Funniest name for this haircut wins a future copy of our third book: People of Walmart: State of Emergency! Annnnnnnd GO!
I guess he is preparing for the shit-storm that he will be facing from Walcreatures on a daily basis while working at Wally World.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.