I know camels that would be hella jelly of the perfection that is that camel-toe. Immaculate!
I don’t know about a Redneck Inspector Gadget. I was thinking more along the lines of a Redneck Bounty Hunter, but then again I guess that would just make him Dog the Bounty Hunter. So maybe a shittier version of Dog the Bounty Hunter, if that’s possible?
Just because you’re wearing camo doesn’t mean Mr. Booty Shorts can’t see you. Where do you even blend in with a pink camo hat besides the teen pregnancy meeting at the local fire hall? Anyway, sick chicken thighs buddy, keep doing you.
Now that’s an extra helping of bottom biscuits. Carbing up for the weekend.