Listen, I don’t want to offend you because I’m really not in the mood to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney, but you look crazy and all I’m gonna say is those boots don’t seem very safe especially when they are more than likely going to be wrapped around a john’s neck. There, I said my piece, now let me retreat safely.
Despite being an elderly man with a cane, side boob, and what appears to be a tiny pee stain, I sill can’t shake the feeling that this guy would smack a bitch back to Tuesday. Gotta respect that.
I got bad news for everyone…sometimes your fair maiden never comes. However, keep your chin up because sometimes your fair maiden does come…and looks like this.
Hehehehehehehe! – Oh, why am I giggling like a school boy? Because you remind me of my childhood toys the Weeble Wobbles.