You know what’s awesome about a 35 year old afro? Everything. Yeah, didn’t think I was going there did you? Think about it though, (1) afros are sweet, (2) toss on sunglasses and you are completely in disguise, and (3) she probably still gets a contact high from smoke still lingering in there from the 70’s.
Oh what’s that crazy guy? You saw a double rainbow? Nobody is impressed. I just saw a double Bam Bam Bigelow! Put that sh*t on YouTube for a million hits!
You lock it up!
Okay, who do you have for homeroom this year? OMG so do I! That is gonna be soooo much fun. Okay, okay, what do you have 3rd period? Social studies. Me too! This is gonna be the best year ever! We are totally the greatest BFFs like ever!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.