I guess someone’s out hunting for a man…probably gonna go home hungry, but good luck.
I wish I could explain why, but every time I look at this guy, I imagine that is the outfit a gay dolphin would wear. So let me just go ahead and apologize to all those gay dolphins out there with real fashion sense…sorry for presuming.
What color paint do you think it’s buying? Silver? White?…WRONG! It’s likely buying gold paint because that is the best paint for huffing. Don’t just guess, get educated people! Oh and be cautious because it looks like it has the power to trap souls
This is one occasion where smearing peanut butter all over your body would be somewhat appropriate.