If there were some sort of mullet-god I’d say he handcrafted this femullet to perfection complete with what might be the first ever sideburn-mullet!!!!!!! I don’t know for sure if this mullet-god exists, but I do know some sort of god has to exist and I did something right in a previously life to be blessed with this beauty!
When the moon hits your eye from a big creepy guy that’s amore a-nasty.
Okay, let me hit you with this hypo – Gun to your head, I am going to force you to pick either the leopard print muumuu or the yellow hat to wear every day for a week. Which do you choose? Be careful of your answer because I might get bored and come find you!
Son of a bitch!!!! I bought tickets to the wrong gun show!