I feel like I shouldn’t have to keep giving people signs that their shorts are too short. If you can’t notice that your shirt is sticking through the bottom of your shorts, you are either a complete moron or would be the type of person that goes golfing during a lightning storm. Plus, I think the fact that it’s taken me this long to even bring up the fact I can see through your outfit speaks for itself. Wise up!
I was going to bring up potential mommy issues, but it appears the apple doesn’t fall far. Although I have to say nothing really brings a mother and son together like some mutual weird punker shit. I can’t tell you how much bonding I’ve done with my mom in a good ol’ mosh pit!
Typically clothing is supposed to cover your bikini tan line, but then again typically people wear shoes out in public! Is it just me or does that still seem like a really small amount of clothing, even for scantily clad? Take a minute to look at her and the amount of skin vs. clothing. Seems like the total amount of clothing all stacked up and put together might cover 1 leg. Awful to look at? No. But we have principles around here….I think.
I wonder if they pick up on the irony that everyone is now staring at them like they are the animals at a zoo?