Wow! Apparently the word subtle is not in your vocabulary with those painted CD cases you got hanging from your face. (Kids, CDs were what we used to listen to music before iPods. They came in large square cases. Ask Siri about it.) Anyway, I want to share with you a motto my brother shared with me that has held true thus far: “The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.” I know these are technically squares, but just keep that in the back of your mind and you’ll notice it’s true.
Hmmm, now that I think about it I suppose there is a reason that up until now I’ve never seen an old dude with dreads. Turns out not everyone gets wiser with age.
If I was your friend and saw you out in public like that you’d get ‘beat’ by more than just ‘Dre’….Ehhh ohhh!
I haven’t seen the Tina Turner haircut since…well since Tina Turner I guess. Well, even that’s kind of a lie. I’m only 27 so I didn’t really grow up listening to Ike and Tina. So in reality, that hair just looks like shit.