Ms. Screws! Ohh thank God. For a minute there I thought this other dirty slut was Ms. Screws, but then I checked for the label and realized she was not the one and only.
Ohhh hot diggity dog. She is a dirty gal and she isn’t afraid to show it! Single file line gentlemen…Oh, nobody’s lining up. Well then, nevermind.
Bigger bottom biscuits just mean that nobody will go hungry!
Why is it so dark and discolored? I don’t care how many abs you have, if it looks like you’re peering into an alligator’s asshole I don’t think anyone finds that sexy. Now granted I have a total of 0 abs, but I think I speak for the masses here.