Don’t interrupt daddy time! I’m trying to be a good f*cking role model around here!
It’s time for Who Wears It Better: That’s What Happens When You Swallow Watermelon Seeds Edition. Now I haven’t knocked up a girl yet, so I don’t know firsthand, but I feel like these are the best maternity clothes. However, two of my best buds from college got babies on the way and I’m trying to arrange a dual Walmart labor delivery so we can film it for the site. For some reason their ladies are having a tough time coming around to the idea of giving birth in the frozen food section of Walmart.
Colorado & Missouri
I feel like there is a punchline to a joke I’m missing here. Maybe you guys can fill the joke for us. So what did the Goldfish say to Elvis? Or what did Elvis say to the Goldfish?
There is a difference between going bald in style and just messing up your head. I’ll give you a minute to figure out which one you fall under.