Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of torture so both are losers in my opinion, but I guess one has to win. I like ketchup more than mustard so that’s where I’ll toss my vote.
Florida & Nebraska
I always find myself saying jorts just aren’t short enough and need to be rolled up. I mean, long jorts with that belly shirt would just look flat out stupid in my opinion. Now you might say “Hey PoWM, that belly shirt on it’s own is ridiculous!” but all I have to say to that is it saves me a bunch of time not having to search and look around to find his plumbers crack, so to me it’s extremely practical.
YES! YES! YES! YES! I will not yell at this woman for her passion for the Calgary Flames because it’s been 3 long months without hockey for me and I’m desperate for anything! Pre-season hockey is here now and I’m pumped, she is pumped, and you should be pumped. If you’re not pumped, get pumped. If you’re a Flyers fan….jump off a bridge.
…and it’s now official, thongs are dead. You had a nice long run there thongs; You were sexy, guys looked for you so much that tramp stamps became accessories, hell, even Sisqo made a song about you! But unfortunately you didn’t know when to stop and appreciate what you had and you let yourself get out of control. So now you’re just another piece of clothing stuck up someone’s ass. Way to f*ck that up!