Hey Gisele, we are all pumped that football is back and we all enjoyed the preseason weekend, but simmer down a tad huh? Although for some reason I can’t pinpoint, I seem to hate Tom Brady less right now.
Well I guess technically every girl does aspire to one day make that glorious walk down the aisle with the man of her dreams….right man, wrong aisle.
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You’re creepy, and stay the f*ck away from my feet. Seriously though, this is the type of dude that gets arrested for sneaking into public bathrooms and licking women’s feet.