Sometimes bottom biscuits look delicious. That’s it. That’s all I got. I wanna take a bite out of your bottom biscuit. Deal with it.
You know, it’s odd, I can see the top of your head but for some reason I truly believe if I run up to you and jump onto that super rat-tail and climb it all the way to the top I’ll reach some awesome unbelievable fantasy land where all my dreams would come true…or I’d get lice. Definitely one of the two though.
Let’s be honest with ourselves, we all wish we had a tail. Now let’s be really honest with ourselves, if you found yourself agreeing with that first statement in your head as you read it then you are a weirdo and we can’t be friends. Tails are stupid and serve no purpose on humans. Hell even dogs chase theirs because they want to bite them off. So for this “Who Wears It Better?” I’m not expecting much because that’s a question I’m not sure anyone has an answer to.
When someone sent this into us they titled it “Walmart Ninja”. Now it took me a while, but if you keep a sharp eye and commit yourself to looking you’ll see the ninja. He is pretty damn good.