Don’t get too close to the Bulldog or he might bark and bite you off a few rounds with his gat.
Listen everybody, I know in the summer it can get really hot out there but how ’bout we show some consideration for the general welfare of the public! I was doing just fine managing to no pass out from a heat stroke and then BAM! turn of events I pass out from turning a corner to see you! Not helping.
Someone go help that poor lady! She is unmercifully being attacked by Chewbacca!
You think I care that the 4th is over? Around here we celebrate America on the reg and we love everyone else that does too! Rock on Grandma!