This isn’t Disneyland buddy, get your ass out of the cart, walk over to the hair care section, find any product (literally ANY product) because it will be better than what you got going. I’d ask you to then walk over to the clothing section but I don’t want to wear you out with all that walking. We will take this one step at a time.
I see you decided to go with the Captain Caveman look….very bold. Not sure if it’s gonna pay off for you in the long run, but still very bold.
Good thinking with the chains. I was just about to lose total control of myself and run over there and rip those jorts off. Thankfully your defense mechanism kept my uncontrollable urges in check.
No I didn’t say “Abe Lincoln”! I said “Hey Blinkin”. Hold the reigns, man.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.