Awesome shirt! Did you get that when you signed up for your slutty bowling team?
Is it just me or does mesh make everything look sexy?…Oh, it’s just me? Hmm, I guess I look kinda foolish now. Not as foolish as this guy, but still foolish.
Yeah sure, you may think that little tail looks goofy now, but you should see it when it’s sticking out of an adjustable baseball cap…What’s that? It still looks stupid? Then I retract my previous statement. You look like a creeper.
Not a bad little honey to check out at the start of the week, am I right fellas? Oh wait a minute, my bad guys, I spoke too soon so let me rephrase that. Not a bad little honey (that also has a penis) to check out at the start of the week. Sorry about that.