It’s time to pick off that lice and enjoy another fun time of Who Wears it Better: Rapunzel’s Boyfriend-That-She-Probably-Keeps-Hidden-From-Friends-And-Family-Because-She-Is-Embarrassed-Of-Him Edition…whew I’m out of breath. Ya so, who ya got? Blonde or brunette?
Maybe she really fancies her boyfriend Richard?…or maybe she is a whore. Tough to tell, fun to think about though.
Is this what happened to all the ladies from the Girls Gone Wild videos? Remember VHS porn? Hilarious. Hell, I just read Fred Willard was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater. Are you kidding me?!?! Those things still exist? That is fantastic. It’s Boogie Nights all over again!…Wow did I get off track there! Anyway, your ass is chalky white and gross, go cover up.
Connecticut & Ohio
Since we’ve now all lost our eyesight, I guess this has now become a blind taste test in this edition of Who Bakes It Better: Bottom Biscuit Edition. Now, I don’t want to persuade any of you which way to lean here but all I’m gonna say is that when biscuits are involved, you never bet against a Southern Mom.
California & Georgia