I wonder if that shirt comes in black? But if it did, I suppose that it would likely read “Guilty For Being Black”.
Looks like you fell from your family tree & hit every branch on the way down!
You feel that breeze on your belly? That’s everyone gasping for air.
You know what looks more badass than a dog in a papoose? Everything. F*cking everything! Everyone by now should know my stance on animals in Walmart, but if you are going to be a douche and bring little FooFoo in, let her walk on her own, it’s not her fault nobody wanted to make a baby with you.