Fun fact: Everyone in the world has had this teacher at some point in their education. Maybe not as obvious on the outside, but you know what I’m talking about.
Scrub-a-dub-dub, who else is gettin’ in this tub?
Is it odd that I’m more upset about wearing socks with thong sandals than I am about the yoga shorts over pajama bottoms? Seriously though, I don’t care how cute your socks are, don’t wear them with sandals. Doesn’t work like that. Oh and it’s common sense not to drive eye traffic to your ass when it’s already congested with everything else going on. Go home and press restart.
My grandfather is prettier than your grandfather. Yeah, so nothing else I really need to say other than that. Tell your grandpa to step his sexy game up then get at me.