If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
Tom is a true Mack Daddy. Pimp Tom pimp.
Today I think we should play a little game I like to call “If It’s Brown, Flush It Down” where you at home decide if this awful tattoo is a peanut, a piece of shit, or some other brown object that escapes my mind right now…..AND GO!
If the Irish have so much damn luck, how come I see WAY more Asian people than Irish people in Vegas? Riddle me that.