Damn I hope my playoff beard looks as good as this gals! Impressive.
Do you realize how hard it would be to use your iPhone with nails like this? I’m literally typing this caption on my iPhone and have misspelled like 5 words due to the screen sensitivity & my fat finger! The only angry bird she’ll be flicking is the one she gives to people that piss her off.
That’s one tropical drink that would put an alcoholic on his ass after one sip.
Who are you, the Brett Favre of hooking? Hang up the fishnets & retire already!