Maybe she went a little too far with her Halloween costume? That would be a logical explanation right? Ohh I hope that’s what it is. But what the hell did she go as? Ehh, I give up. What do you guys think she did? Best idea doesn’t get punched in the spleen by her.
You look like a villain that ended up on the cutting room floor at Disney…and I dig that about you.
I feel like you stole that haircut straight out of Munchkinland. The only thing that should ever be taken from Munchkinland are the red slippers because they can’t defend themselves. Although some of those little Munchkins were kinda cute so maybe hanging out with them at a bar would be kinda cool. Wow, I’m way off topic here; uhh ya your hair looks like shit.
Maybe we should toss these over to GirlsinYogaPants.com and see if they want to start GuysinYogaPants.com!…No? That’s an absolutely horrendously awful idea you say? Worst thought ever? Geez I guess they all can’t be winners, but fine, no pear-pouches for you then!