Be honest with me….how many times have they rejected you from membership to the Justice League?
Well, this is just a hunch but my guess is a girl that has two bows on her leg probably isn’t that hard to get open and it’s probably a present you really don’t want….like I said, just a hunch. If you want to find out for yourself I won’t stop you, just know I enjoy saying “I told you so.”
When you hear “String Bikini,” what part of that makes you think that you are their target market? Stop for a minute and think hard about what you are doing….Your back rack is covering clothing! Clothing! Your back rack is covering clothing, which sole purpose is to cover you! Think about that long and hard, then act accordingly.
Don’t waste your quarter, just crouch down and let you mullet reach on up the slot and pick out whatever prize it wants. Trust me, no one would dare call you out on it.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.