What is it about a big old ass crack that just gets me excited for the day? Nothing. The answer is nothing. We get so many damn asses sent in to us that we have to pair them up for our “Who Wears It Better?” game! Did you read that? We get so many bare asses sent in that we double them up! Someone get a message out there to the rest of the world to pull their pants up.
Arizona & Mississippi
Back to the battle of the sexes with this edition of Who Wears It Better: Fake Ginger Edition. So which daywalker looks best? Personally I can’t get over the fact that they voluntarily gave their souls away, but that’s just me.
Kinda got this whole Michael Jackson/Elton John/Guy working out in 1991 thing going on for ya huh? Yep, well it’s not working.
If they barely have anything on, can we still call it “Who Wears It Better?” – Judges say “yes” so we are good to go! Ok folks, which sow would you want to hold down and strip off some of that delicious back fat to sizzle up in a pan?
California & Oregon