You feel that breeze on your belly? That’s everyone gasping for air.
You know what looks more badass than a dog in a papoose? Everything. F*cking everything! Everyone by now should know my stance on animals in Walmart, but if you are going to be a douche and bring little FooFoo in, let her walk on her own, it’s not her fault nobody wanted to make a baby with you.
Oh God! What is that, Sauron’s eye?!? It looks so angry! I guess that literally is a butt-hole, and none of us can unsee this ever!
High heels and a bikini can mean only 2 things: (1) She is a stripper and/or (2) She twists her ankles a lot walking on a sandy beaches….On a side note I wonder if she does shopping cart dances or motorized cart dances.