Is that an acid-washed blue jean onesie? Really? Where do you even get one of those? Did you have to save up a bunch of Grizzly chewing tobacco cans and mail them in or something? What the shit?
I like to start the week out right with an extra helping of bottom biscuits to jump start my day. So thank you kind lady for doubling your recipe and showing off your baked goods.
That’s either the worst yarmulke ever or her husband likes to have a coaster to set his drink on while she is…well you know.
I have a feeling there is a whole lot of stuff that is happening in Vegas that’s not staying in Vegas. Like herpes, that shit stays with you for life.