I’ve never once thought to myself “Man, that guy’s facial hair could kick my ass!” Unfortunately I can no longer make that claim.
I think you can get to second base just by giving her a hug.
Personally, I applaud you. I’ve been waiting years for today’s youth to finally popularize jean jackets custom made with your trucker name, but I guess they are all too busy wearing vampire stuff. So 10 – 4 Cinderella Gypsy, I’m right behind you, this is Midnight Jackhammer signing off.
Settle down creepy dude, I understand you need to do something to help relieve all that energy you have from the excitement and anticipation of our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe, but you only have to wait 4 more days! Or you can do everyone a favor and pre-order it here so you can stop scaring everyone at the store.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.