I see you’re stocking up on rolls like the apocalypse is coming.
I hate to break it to you, but I think that 6-pack got skunked.
♪ See we just pull up the pants and,
Do the Roc-a-way.
Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back. ♪
Pfffttt, who says America is in trouble? Looks like it’s doing just fine to me…