Did you pick up that heavy metal hula outfit at your last Kiss luau? Your creeping me out…I wanna say “dude”, but that’s another story for another day.
I just wanna use my tongue to tickle that sexy…I mean, gross! Pull your pants up!
Apparently the new Snuggie t-shirt is only for the classiest ladies…
Hey check out that biscuit-bottom! See, I told you guys someone would have their word coined. I liked biscuit-bottom the best because it has a nice ring to it and usually the booty hanging out is all lumpy like a biscuit. Seemed fitting.