Hey check out that biscuit-bottom! See, I told you guys someone would have their word coined. I liked biscuit-bottom the best because it has a nice ring to it and usually the booty hanging out is all lumpy like a biscuit. Seemed fitting.
Wow! It took me a few minutes to even notice the mohawk! Not that I couldn’t see it because you were hidden by your camo, but because it just took me awhile to process everything I saw.
Hey Amazon lady, be careful around that cooler, you don’t want your balls to get chilled.
Well it’s good to see that patriotic spirit hasn’t gone away already, but don’t you just wish you were able to pick the people who represent it so loudly? I guess that’s a complete contradiction of the U.S., but we can still secretly hope.