Yeah, nobody ever talks about Rapunzel’s trashy sister Jayden. Although to be fair, a love story about forbidden love & long hair is much more interesting than stealing packs of cigarettes from the gas station for your boyfriend/pimp.
No pants & just a bikini bottom to Walmart eh? Hmm, I’d be worried about getting something worse than sand stuck to your ass!
At first I thought granny was a slut, then I realized that’s just Snookie without her makeup!
I’m not a parent yet (thank God), but this begs the question “Do you lock your kid in the basement to prevent this, or does locking them in there cause it?”