How ya doin’? I’m Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve’s father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he’s afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you’d keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.
Now, 15 pieces of flair is the minimum and if you think the bare minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to wear more and I encourage that. Ok?
Men, mustaches, Miller Lite…that’s what Wisconsin does!
Sure when I go to Walmart I also like to shut down my brain so I don’t go insane, but I don’t think I’ve ever been able to reach this level of oblivion.