Honey, it would take all the wine in Italy for me to even think about considering it.
Hey, thanks for the free sample of your goodies. Which brings me to my question, can you return free samples?
You know, I never really thought about it, but I guess if the Grim Reaper is around he had to have a mother, right?
That mustached smile screams “Yeah, you’re looking & I’m gonna be hittin’ that!” However, I think he is quite overestimating the level upon where we rank bleached blondes with itty bitty bottom biscuits on our “wanna sleep with” chart.