Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?….sorry, I’m awful at pickup lines.
I feel like I’d be less grossed out if there was an actual monkey behind you picking bugs and shit out of there. But alas, I’ll just have to settle for your back hair in my macaroni salad.
Kinda got this “Barbie and Ken find weed” vibe going for you guys. Wanna know what can fix that up real quick? Shampoo. Shampoo would definitely go a long way in helping with that.
Listen, I don’t want to tell you what to wear, but horizontal stripes highlight your belly and make you look fat…..Oops, I’m sorry, it seems that stripe is in fact your fat belly, so it seems that it’s your belly that makes you look fat. No worries, easier solution than new clothes: COVER IT UP!