I’m sure that’s exactly the ass Dale Jr. pictured when he decided to lend his name in endorsement.
Cute little dress, black gloves, feather boa, Natty Ice. I think all that’s missing is Willy the Pimp and some whipped cream.
I think you are wearing an afghan that my great grandmother knitted for me 25 years ago. I would ask for it back, but it just looks that good on you.