Pffft, and they say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Don’t waste your money pal, I’ve always said it’s a solid 6 inches of ass crack that they really love, so you are good.
If you boom the bass the bitches be lovin’ that shit, just a fact of life. I’m surprised more people don’t know that, so I’m in full support of his haircut to raise awareness for the bass to bitches ratio.
You know who else likes zebras that much? Nobody, because they are like the gingers of the horse community.
Well I suppose that’s one way to disperse the Black Friday crowds. I’ll tell you this much, if I was there, I’d certainly think twice before getting between her and a $3 ironing board.