Much like the flocks of men that follow this gal, you follow us and we appreciate it. People Of Walmart just went over 750,000 Facebook fans and we just wanted to say thank you the only way we know how, and that’s to show you some sexy pics like this one above. Imagine the type of mind blowing shit we will throw at you once we hit 1 million! So tell your friends & your family, disable that site blocking software at work, and keep taking pics because we love you all….well most of you anyway.
Why use the old Walmart smiley? Personally I think the PoWM frowny face is more appropriate here. In fact, I’m now personally offended. First pregnant woman to send us a pic of the PoWM smiley face painted on their belly at Walmart gets a signed PoWM book. Fat chicks with bellies need not apply because I specifically said preggers.
Even Mickey Mouse in Fantasia would think that getup is a little too weird. Although, you might be the most pleasant trench coat creeper anyone has ever met, so I guess there are 2 sides to every coin.
Oh hey what’s up baby, how you doin’? Why don’t you give me a little quick peep underneath that little cute shirt of…oh those are man-boobs. Don’t tell my friends about this conversation.