Cute little dress, black gloves, feather boa, Natty Ice. I think all that’s missing is Willy the Pimp and some whipped cream.
I think you are wearing an afghan that my great grandmother knitted for me 25 years ago. I would ask for it back, but it just looks that good on you.
Judging by that epic rat tail I’ll assume you are now an expert at self-service sex.