Jorts over jeans?!?! Slow down buddy, we as humans can’t evolve into things this big that quickly. It’s just tough for the majority of us to grasp. I mean, camo shorts over jeans – ya sure. Maybe jorts over sweatpants – absolutely. But jorts over jeans just isn’t something we’ve worked our way up to yet.
So many questions! Most importantly, how the hell do I “Chunk” her? And also, does wearing that shirt make you a bitch, and if so, can you hold still so I can chunk you?
If you need an explanation as to why we choose this particular photo for a CAPTION CONTEST then please don’t put your comment because it’s probably going to be awful and I don’t want to waste my time or the time of everyone else who will read it. If you don’t know the drill by now, here is your chance to think of a witty caption and share it with the world. Winner will receive a copy of our new book “Shop & Awe”! For the rest of you who aren’t funny and don’t have a chance in hell to win, you can go ahead and pre-order it now!
Heeeyyyy, how ya doin’ there little lady? Wanna be in a little movie I’m making in my basement? It’s okay, you can trust me, I can make you a STAR baby!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.