The good news: I think we found your Grandpa here. The bad news: You still look ridiculous, and the only thing worse than a guy with a tramp stamp tattoo is a guy with a tramp stamp of butt hair creeping up!
Let me tell you what I don’t need. Picturing you doing it doggystyle with the type of girl that would wear a chain and answer the ad on the back of a t-shirt. Maybe you should try Craigslist.
Fur may be murder, but it can also make you look like a weirdo that people cross the road to avoid.
Yes we appreciate anyone that covers up their body, however there are certainly better ways to do that than Snug Life here.