A few months ago, a phenomenon known as “Tebowing” became quite popular in which one gets down on a knee and starts praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. Well, this is our version in which someone gets down on one knee to look on the bottom shelf in a Walmart and half of your ass is showing. We need a name people, so drop your idea in the comments below. Also, first five people to send us (email@example.com) a picture of you or someone else doing PeopleofWalmart.com’s version of Tebowing gets a copy of our book.
It’s time for my favorite game of “Who Wears It Better?” I think today’s Drew Gooden Hair Patch Edition is gonna be a tight race. Let’s hear who you guys think will win…by a hair of course!
Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t hip huggers supposed to end up somewhere around the hips? Also, please help me find her hips.
How low on the totem pole must you be at a strip club that you’re the one sent out mid-shift to pick up toilet paper?