How do you make jorts better? You pair them with a camo shirt. How do you make the jorts/camo shirt outfit better? You class it up with another pair of tighter jeans, high heels, and a studded belt. Work it Baby!!
So upon noticing this guy in his sweet green sweatpants and his tighty whities hanging out, the first thing that popped into my mind was obviously “This guy needs a bag of chili”.
Instead of busting through the wall screaming “OH YEAH” she just kinda stumbles out of your bathroom with a lit cigarette and a rolled up newspaper coughing up last night’s bourbon.
Things that this guy does better than you: party, rock out, and be a complete bad ass.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, Please of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.