Well it’s time for another enthralling installment of “Who Wears It Better?”. Today’s contestants enjoy the low maintenance and cooling effects of being bald with the party/creepy molestation vibe of the ponytail. So who ya got, old pony or mullet pony?
You may say he is compensating for the lack of hair on his head. I would say he is awesome and I’m pretty confident he can pick up Skittles with that thing. We both might be right, but my point is cooler.
I’m setting the over/under on consecutive days Packer fans keep their team gear on at 145 days.
P.S. I watched that Lombardi movie on HBO and let’s not forget that he didn’t love his kids. Wow! I’m sorry, I’m still a little bitter about last night.
♫ I see you got your baked potato and your flippy floppies, walkin’ around Walmart looking all sorts of sloppy ♫