Someone should let this guy know that high speed escape pursuits always end badly…
I’m sure their kids can’t wait to here the story of how they met…Hell, I can’t wait to hear that story! Maybe you guys can give us your thoughts on how these two hooked up!
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Because of this, I just red, white, and blew out my f*cking brain!