I will be the first to admit that I don’t pay attention to what new style of jeans are the cool new things. In fact, someone just told me my bedazzled jeans looked stupid, which was rude, but I’m still pretty confident the “shot by a bunch of white paintballs” isn’t something I’ll be seeing a lot of in the future.
Although you should change out of your pajamas to go shopping in public, you don’t have to take your jammies off to pre-order our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe!
There are obviously too many sad, out of work clowns in America that have nothing better to do than hang out in Walmart, so right now I’m asking everyone to start hiring clowns to show up and perform at everything you do. Weddings, funerals, your liver transplant, lunch break at work, that psychology class you’re in, shoe shopping, fantasy drafts, and especially if you feel a really good BM coming on…..give ’em some work people!
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.