I know candy can turn sour, but what about candy stripers?
This LSD I dropped got me seeing all sorts of crazy shit! Up is down, left is right. Hell, even red boxes are blue!
Ladies & gentlemen, in the past I’ve given people some shit for rocking the Rex Kwon-do America pants but I want everyone to bust those bad boys out and rock them proud today. I can only hope one of the soldiers had the good sense to go all Calvin on Osama and piss on his face.
Connecticut & Florida
Congratulations, you’ve managed to somehow make the enormous Rebel flag tattoo not the worst thing to look at on your backside. Impressive and gross.