If wrapping an Ace bandage around your sweater puppets is an acceptable shirt for women, then placing a tube sock on your twig & berries should be kosher for men. Am I right guys?!
I said what what, in the butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Lets do it in the butt, okay…
Ah yes, the rare pink giraffe in her natural habitat. If she asks you if you want to see her “black tongue”, please answer carefully.
When you hear the term “up-skirt”, this is probably the last thing that comes to mind.