While I’m an advocate of keeping your animals on a leash, this one might be better served if they keep her in a cage.
And now you know the view that you subject little kids to seeing when you choose to let your bottom biscuits air out. Maybe now you will think twice before inadvertently harming our youth.
Geez, it looks like you’re ready to play in a Harlem Globetrotters game…unfortunately I don’t think you could even make the Washington Generals team.
I guess the sleeveless shirt just wasn’t enough to let everyone know what a badass he is. Someone do me a favor next time they see him, just walk up and start feeding the skull some food. Just start rubbing some fried chicken on the back of his neck and tell him you thought it looked hungry. I’d appreciate that greatly, but I assume no responsibility for his likely violent reaction.