I have to say out of everything I see, what surprises me the most is the fact that he doesn’t have a hole cut into his pockets to trick people into reaching in there for candy and instead getting a handful of something else.
Say what you want about their meaning, I’m just a little surprised that the ol’ stars and bars aren’t used on more high end products. In fact, I’m gonna go start the trend and see if I can get Mercedes to hook me up with a custom paint job to match the Confederate Armani suit I’m about to get made.
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Listen, I get that when you have kids your disposable time to put on reasonable clothes goes down the shitter, but I’m pretty confident after like 4 years you get some of that time back. Or you could always use the time it takes to have a pink mohawk and redirect that to dressing yourself. Just a thought.
This lovely couple said their vows at 11:11pm on 11/11/11. I guess if God’s house is a church the devil resides at Walmart. Don’t forget to see more wacky ass wedding stuff over at WeddingUnveils.com.