F*ck me? I don’t hate the Cowboys, I hate the fact that some asshole dubbed them “America’s Team”. On second thought, maybe I’m okay with it since the name comes with raised expectations that the ‘Boys can never attain with a quarterback who is sponsored by Starter.
Not only does baby got back, but that baby’s back is Jamaican me crazy!
Remember everyone, life is a garden; dig it…then cover it in horse manure and hope it looks better next season.
Usually big biscuits sitting on plaid make me think of a nice southern picnic brunch. Now they make me think about drinking lighter fluid and swallowing a match.