Son of a bitch!!!! I bought tickets to the wrong gun show!
Instead of poking fun and being witty, I thought I would use this as an opportunity to get the the bottom of a serious question that has bothered me for quite some time: Why is it goth/weird/scary/freaky (whatever you want to call them) girls are always pale white chicks? You never see a hot tan girl all freaked out and it’s very rare you see a black goth chick. But I’m not even talking about white girls, I’m talking about really, really white girls. Please riddle me that, I’d appreciate it.
Ya know, I think I’m starting to reconsider this whole flesh colored yoga pants thing. You make a strong argument for me supporting your attempt to show me what you look like nak……..sorry for the delay. As I was typing that out my friend was kind enough to beat the shit out of me until I came back to my senses. Whew! That was close.
You just brightened up everyone’s day! Seriously, they will have to turn the lighting down on their computer so there won’t be this pink beam filling up their office area and attracting the attention of their bosses!