On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you think his level of giving a f*** what you think is? What I’m feeling right now is straight jealousy for that dude.
Silver lining: Tight pants can decrease a man’s sperm count.
While I appreciate the patriotism, I think even Uncle Sam might ask you to tone it down….But you won’t have to, ’cause that’s your right in America! Viscous cycle of freedom.
The chains seems unnecessary. I doubt anyone is going to try to break in….although maybe they’re there to keep something/one in?!?!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.