What the hell are you doing? Are you gearing up to powerlift a display case or something, grandma? Jesus, tone it down a bit.
Oh Sweet Baby Rays! Are shorts supposed to go up and in over thighs like that? Just doesn’t seem natural…or comfortable.
I see your method for hunting common decency is fetching dingleberries. Well then congratulations on a successful hunt, because you definitely just killed it.
Wild thing, you make my gag reflex sing…