It’s unfortunate that your spine and ribs take away from your tiny little butt cheeks hanging out. Someone let her know this is America, we are fat, and to get with the program!
I didn’t know the Fly Girls from In Living Color were still around…
Alright man, we get it. These are your most comfortable pair of jeans and they also happen to be the pair you were wearing while you got your first handy…which conveniently you didn’t even have to take off. Either way, it looks like your little sister there has been scribbling on them with a pink marker, so I think it’s in your best interest to burn them.
Oh shit! Did Britney Spears go off the deep end again?