People just don’t listen do they? I’ve made it clear numerous times that flesh-colored yoga pants are not a good idea. In fact, they are the opposite of a good idea…well unless you want to have your ass look like a baked potato, then it’s a great idea.
Wow! This is a new one for Who Wears It Better: Already Wearing It Edition. I guess I can get on board with this. When I find a pair of jeans that fit really well I might go buy another pair…of course mine typically don’t have flames or generally look like balls, but I suppose I get it. Yet, like showing up to the prom in the same dress this gets kinda awkward. So if I put a gun to your head and made you choose, which outfit would you buy two of?
I guess it’s fitting that you have quadruple back titties since, when I saw them, I needed quadruple bypass surgery. Not ’cause I was weirded out, I just love me all dem titties! Naw, I’m kididng, it was because I was mortified.
Well I’m sure when guys find out what your price actually is, they can use that sweet barcode on your neck as a target.