Ya bitch, get your shit together and recognize! They don’t just hand those types of pants out to anybody!
I feel like there needs to be a new slang term for a big ol’ ass hanging out of itty bitty shorts, sort of like “muffin top” for the gut. Here is your chance to get a word coined, so let’s hear it people!
Nice boxers, and good call on the contrasting camos because I think it hides the skidmarks.
It’s almost bikini season ladies!!! Which reminds me, please consult a mirror to see if you qualify to participate prior to the season.