You know, I went to Margaritaville too. I dropped $14 on an average cheeseburger and $11 on a margarita, yet somehow I managed to escape the urge to wear a goofy hat and join a cult-like following.
My grandpa is a bigger slut than your grandpa!
I’m here to declare 2012 the year of the mullet! Almost all fads come back into style, so why not the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite white trash haircut?
Illinois & Iowa
You see at first I couldn’t tell if you were a badass or not, because all I had to go off of was your huge nips and mean tattoos but thankfully you pulled that ginormous chain off your boat anchor to wear around your neck so everyone can see that you are indeed a badass….Oh, and I forgot to thank you for posing for this legendary logo.