Oh yeah sure a 50 year old Cupid walking around Walmart isn’t weird. Just a heads up though, if he shoots you with one of his arrows go directly to the hospital, don’t look for love, just get to a hospital.
It’s unfortunate that someone didn’t fill their pillow case with bricks for the pillow fight at your sleepover.
Listen pal, sometimes playing it cool doesn’t work. There are some situations, like this one, where you should just high-tail it the hell out of there with your head low.
You know what I like about my backpack? I can take it off and I don’t have to wash it with shampoo.