Can you hear that? That’s the sound of George Lucas making another billion dollars off the new Star Wars Blu-Ray release. If you couldn’t make that noise out, it was probably drowned out from the sound of some dude dressed up as Chewbacca cumming in his pants. Click here to see some more Star Wars costumes »
Oh hey what’s up rock star! Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah that’s right, absolutely nowhere because you’re not a famous pop star. Maybe you should stop acting like one then.
I can’t decide whether to put this in my pros or cons list on getting married. The pro seems to be you get to wear really cool hats! The cons seems to be, well they seem to be fucking obvious.
Summer is over and it’s starting to get a bit chilly out there folks, so remember to dress accordingly so your ass cheeks don’t frost over.