After I noticed the jorts, baby-blue wife beater tucked in to her blue boxers, and gumball flat-brimmed hat, I tried telling her to put baby pacifiers in her hair and tuck them into her underwear as well, but I guess her gullibility as to what is gangster only goes so far. Go figure.
My new goal is to get so famous that millions of dumb people who hate their lives impersonate mine. Why don’t you do us a favor by impersonating him during his last minutes and go die while scarfing down a PB, banana, & bacon sandwich on the sh*tter.
I don’t need to be a mechanic to tell you that there is something seriously wrong with your undercarriage.
AYYYY OHHHH!!!! Buddy is today your lucky day or what?! I just so happened to have met the perfect girl for you. Please see the post below, let me know what you think, and we will see what we can do to get this uncomfortable relationship going! First box of Magnums is on me!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.