I was getting ready to wig out on this gentlemen for not only wearing suspenders with a belt, but wearing suspenders with 2 belts, then I remembered all the ass cracks hanging out on here and figured the extra effort not to subject us to that should be applauded.
What does a guy wear who is a lover of Goldie Hawn, has a golden retriever, and has a gold tooth? How the f*ck should I know?
Look at the luscious boobs on…OH MY GOD!
Ya know, most guys wouldn’t purposefully wear the half shirt and low-rider jeans to accentuate their midriff and lower back, but to really put out the vibe at Walmart you need to flaunt what you’re working with….which is exactly why I walk around Walmart in assless chaps!