Remind me to punch Paula Abdul and the rest of these Hollywood clowns that put the idea in people’s heads that anyone can be a dancer and be famous. You look like a clown. Actually you look like you’re dressed for a Junior High Halloweeen party that your date didn’t pick you up for. Go change.
Maybe it’s the snow or maybe it’s because it’s been awhile since we at PoWM have seen a pair of jorts jammed up so high that breathing becomes a challenge, but spring needs to get here soon!
Wait, you will spend the 25 minutes checking yourself out here, but not the 25 seconds checking yourself out in a mirror at home? Oh the irony of “self checkout” rears it’s ugly head again.
Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say! Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.