“Hey old man, what kind of “herbs” do they got in there?” – “Get out of here you dirty f*cking hippie. I didn’t fight in the war so you could run around shirtless smoking dope with your hippie friends and light bags of dog poop on fire on my porch. Get a job.” >> That’s just how I imagined that convo went. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Are those fake pantyhose? Really? This isn’t Mad Men, you aren’t gonna catch sh*t for not wearing leggings….God I wish this was Mad Men though. Uggghh that would be so awesome. Don Draper is a boss!
Excuse me Ms. Giggle-Cakes, can you tell us on a scale of 1 to 10 how lonely your childhood was? 1 being you were surrounded by friends and loved ones and 10 being your best friend was your next door neighbor’s imaginary friend…..a 10? Great, I thought so.
How come the spirits of mother nature never tell people to wear pants? Maybe the spirits think it’s something that can go unsaid, but clearly it cannot. So by the slim chance that the spirits out there also enjoy our website, I implore you to please tell people to wear pants. Thank you.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.