You would figure that these impersonators would at least make an attempt to look like Elvis. Hell, you could have a done a better job sitting on the crapper snorting a line and eating a peanut butter and bacon sandwich!
Indiana & Kentucky
I know they are difficult to see, what with the camouflage and all, but if you look closely you can see some ass-cracks. So it’s time to determine “Who Wears it Better: Camo Crack Edition”! Is the crack more flattering from camo pants or camo shirts? Finally we settle this debate!
California & Louisiana
So maybe we have a new game here of “More Redneck”! So is it not wearing a shirt in the middle of winter so your neck (and body) turns red from the cold or is it the guy that literally puts “Red Neck” on his neck? Basically it boils down to your stance on subtlety.
North Carolina & Texas
Well, you’re not quite the compelling character Dexter is, but I suppose those little Snap, Crackle, & Pop dudes deserved it.